Not Me Monday
I 100% did not consider "re-ironing" (is that a word) a pair of pants my husband wore Friday instead of washing them at 8 last night. That would be gross! (Actually I did wash em....they had dirt on one knee, dangit!!)
I did not trap my cocker spaniel in the pen yesterday while I let the mastiff out to play. Who has a favorite dog??? Not me!
I would never overlook that my youngest child got in trouble at school on Friday. I certainly did NOT let her watch tv anyway while I cleaned. Now what is that teaching her? I am NOT that mom, you know, the one that uses a tv for a babysitter!
I was NOT mad at all that I missed the "I Love Money" reunion on Vh1 last night. Who watches that trash? Not me....
Now, I am NOT about to go lurk on other people's "Not Me's," when I know I need to start the laundry.
5 comments:
Ha! I most certainly did not tell my youngest that Daddy was going to the grocery store (her favorite field trip!) so I could get a shower in peace!! It is much easier to shop without any kids..I know that!
Ha, I love these. I forgot where I read them before, but I love them.
I love these too!
Hilarious!!
Hey, happy belated birthday!! Sounds like it was awesome! :)
Not Me's are fun!! LOL! You already know the T.V. is the ONLY babysitter around my house..lol!!
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